The simple truth is everybody loves pick up lines. They collect them to share with friends and whether they admit it or not they use them when they go out to meet new people. For some reason most men seem to think of the pick up line as a magic way to a woman’s heart, or if not her heart then a foot or so lower down. Well the truth is pick up lines even dirty pick up lines do work, but they are not a easy and simple as they first appear.
We all know this one guy or girl who always has men or women hanging all over then. No matter what time it is they can make a phone call and get a date. A lot of times they can walk into a bar or club and either walk out with the person they choose to or at the very least walk out with a dozen phone numbers. How do they do it? Consciously or unconsciously they have mastered the art of the pick up line.
The best pick up lines are not about what you say but the attitude you use when you say it. Funny chat up lines are only funny if they are delivered just right. Even lines like these will work if you learn to deliver them right.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Can I even get a fake number?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
There are three things you must master to be a Jedi of the pick up line and have the ability to turn any line into the best pick up lines.
Smile
Always smile when delivering a cheesy chat up line. The smile should be similar to the one you gave your mom whenever you wanted to charm her into making you cookies. Just add a little more heat then you would give mom but go for the cookies. If you get the little boy lost and the I am a big goof rolled into the same smile you will have every woman around eating from your hand.
Confidence
Remember there is a fine line between arrogance and confidence. You need to learn to walk that line. The best pick up lines are not the arrogant sounding ones. Lines like:
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
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